Bring a ?superb_owl? to your imminent tailgate party to keep the pigeons out of the chips and dip.

If you print one, tweet me a photo with hashtag #superb_owl on Super Bowl Sunday.

(That's February 1, 2015 for all our international friends.)

Better yet, Instagram dat shizz. All the kids with their hippity-hop and fleeky fleeks are on the Instagram, bae. 23 Skidoo!