Okay, a turtle, but its shell is soap.

A soap dish needs to do 2 things:

1. keep the soap from slipping away
2. but at the same time drain away the water from below the soap.

This dish has a main drainage slope but then crenulations and lofts to keep the soap in place and allow air to dry out any puddles below. Following a similar principle, the whole dish is raised on rubber anti-slip feet for better drainage and to give the impression of floating.

Oh, and I guess this dish does a bonus 3rd function of looking like a chill sea turtle with a soap bar shell.