I designed a multi tool with the least useful combination of items I could think of.

It includes:

• A sundial (works best for a latitude of 31.0461)
• A measuring cup (because of size restrictions it only measures 1/7th of a US teaspoon)
• A magic 8 ball (which only shows 'Maybe')
• A color palette
• Glasses stand
• And a thimble
• And it can also be attached to a key ring if you want to!

(Edit: I noticed a mistake, it's supposed to be 1/7th tea spoon, not cup. Fitting for the theme I guess, I won't change it)

Optimized for 3D printing, prints in place and in one part. Size of 44.28 * 30.00 * 38.78 mm