I decided to create a wearable 3D print. It's about 500mm or about 20 inches long when fully assembled. The "knot" at the top is hollowed out to allow for a way to tie it around your neck, I used an elastic band which worked great. When it's on it's not terribly uncomfortable or awkward, actually feels pretty normal. I'll probably continue to tinker with this one, but this model is fully functional. I broke it into four parts to make it compatible with smaller build surfaces.