Now anyone with a couple thousand dollars can print a plastic straw in their own living room.

Only one sea turtle was hurt in the design of the project while trying to get the right O.D. for the straw to fit in an adult sea turtles nostril.

Please don't reuse 3d printed straws (germs, eww).

If pieces break off while in use, you may ingest them or choke on them. No testing has been done to see if this will give you super powers (or you know, kill you).

If we get enough likes (1000), the next model will be designed with a tacticool picatinny rail for accessories. If we get to a cool million likes, we'll figure out how to make a disposable siphon mixing shot glass accessory.