Collar stays - with style.....

1. Move out of your mom's basement.
2. Go to a store. Buy shirts with collars, and while you're there, buy a tie. Don't be cheap.
3. Replace the original collar stay inserts with these ones.
4. Be cool.
5. Grow a pair, ask that new intern from accounting out for a drink. Red wine. Brunello. 1995, NOT the '96.
6. Don't be shy, show off Da Boanz.
7. When asked (and you will be), answer: "Why yes, you can come back to my place to see my 3D printer"
8. See #4.

Note: using glow-in-the-dark plastic might get you to #7 faster....