Coming at you is a 3D printable Dickel coin. Based on The Best Cryptocurrency in the Universe, the Dickel (8=D).

Unless you're a soyboy, visit https://www.patreon.com/thedickshow and https://dickels.lol to get your own Dickels; lest ye get cucked out of the next big thing, like when the fat neighbor kid asked if you wanted to mine bitcoins with him in 2009. Or like when you were a badass internet pirate satirist, yadda yadda yadda, and now you're going to be legally decreed a cuck in a court of law.

Check out the STL file and print yours today to devalue the ones TDS TopGey is hoarding! I'm not affiliated with anyone, including http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Keep on fighting the good fight, Dick! These Dickels are the girthy diameter of a Canadian Loonie, the perfect size to pity flip to drunk lawyers, bald Armenians, and bicycle boys in general.

Made using The Chad Fusion 360.

A big affirmative nod to heheSillyComics for coming up with the design. Go balls to the wall with commercial use of the model, but it would be cool if these were bought and sold using Dickels (8=D).

Tzchaughn, I dedicate this design to you.

Enjoy diving into a vault full of these like Scrooge McDuck.