The Android invasion is upon us! Protect your iPhone from the Android menace with this replacement panel for the back of your iPhone 4. It lists paradoxes guaranteed to overload any robot's silicon brain long enough for you to escape.

1. Print out panel.

2. Replace Back panel of iPhone with Android Repulsion Panel.

3. When the Androids come to silence your iPhone once and for all, recite one or more of the paradoxes off of the back of your iPhone.

4. Make a break for it while your assailant is confused.

Note: the files for dualstrusion are included if you have a dualstrusion MakerBot Replicator cough hint cough