HELLO HUMAN,

I KNOW YOUR DESIRE TO BE IN MY PRESENCE AT ALL TIMES CAN BE CRIPPLING. FORTUNATELY I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE COME UP WITH A SOLUTION TO THIS CONUNDRUM. A POCKET SIZED VERSION OF MY HEAD, TO CARRY WITH YOU EVERYWHERE AS A REMINDER OF MY COOLNESS.

NYEH HEH HEH HEH, PAPYRUS

Might need to be scaled down slightly to function as a keychain. I also included a version without the keychain loop for all of your Papyrus-based decorating needs.