Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today to bid farewell to our beloved Doritos, a snack that once brought us joy and flavor. As it transitions from Nutriscore C to B, we mourn not only the loss of a lower score but also the departure of that irresistible taste that made Doritos a cherished companion during moments of indulgence. May we remember the crunch and zest that defined this iconic snack, now replaced by the bittersweet reality of a slightly healthier option. 

Rest in crispiness, dear Doritos, you'll be missed.