Introducing the Double Cigarette Ethernet Adapter—because why settle for just networking when you can also chain-smoke in style? Perfect for those moments when you’re out of ports but never out of cigarettes. This handy gadget transforms your love of tech and tobacco into one glorious masterpiece: two smokes, one cable, zero internet speed.

Why print it? Because life’s too short for standard adapters and there’s nothing quite like a DIY conversation starter that leaves everyone wondering, “But…why?”

Perfect for showing off your dual-wielding skills while pretending to troubleshoot your router.