Hear ye, hear ye! Behold this most wondrous device: a finely crafted rod of printed make, designed to wind the lengthiest of parchments with ease. Into the slot thou shalt place thy scroll, and with but a gentle turn of hand, the paper shall wind itself neatly, as of old. Thus, this 3D-printed scroll winder doth mimic the ancient ways, allowing thee to keep thine messages in fair order, preserved as if in the days of yore!