🐔 The Ultimate Chonk Chicken

Fresh off the printer and fresh out of self-control, this perfectly round chicken is ready to guard your desk, confuse your friends, and silently judge everyone who walks by. It won't lay eggs, but it will lay down some serious vibes.

Features:

• ✔ Maximum roundness
• ✔ Tiny feet doing their absolute best
• ✔ Guaranteed to make people ask, "Why is it so fat?"
• ✔ Zero maintenance (unless you count dusting)