Meet the most emotionally unavailable rock you’ll ever own.

This highly detailed 3D model features a lifelike stone texture—complete with natural bumps, grooves, and that “I’ve been sitting here for 10,000 years” realism—but with one unexpected upgrade: a deeply unimpressed human-like face. Sculpted right into the surface, this grumpy expression captures the exact moment the rock realized it exists… and is not thrilled about it.

Perfect for desks, shelves, or silently judging your life choices, this rock doesn’t just sit there—it disapproves. Whether it’s your messy workspace, your questionable snack choices, or your latest 3D print that didn’t quite stick the landing, this little stone is always watching… and definitely not impressed.

Ideal for:

• People who enjoy humor as dry as sedimentary layers
• Anyone needing a tiny, judgmental companion
• Adding personality to your 3D print collection (with attitude)

No moving parts. No electronics. Just pure, concentrated grump.

I used lighting for the infill at 10% to save on filament.