The Ultimate Diet Knife (Gag Gift)

The Ultimate Diet Knife is the latest breakthrough in "Useless Utensil" technology. Designed as the perfect companion to the Diet Spoon and Diet fork, this 3D-printable prank is for anyone who takes their "cutting calories" a bit too literally.

Featuring our patented "Offset-Blade Technology," this knife ensures that no matter how hard you try to slice your food, the blade stays a safe (and frustrating) distance away from your plate. It’s the only knife guaranteed to help you lose weight by making it physically impossible to cut your steak.

Features

• The Perfect Prank: A hilarious gift for that friend who is always starting a new "extreme" diet.
• Offset-Blade Technology: Expertly engineered to miss your food every single time.
• Easy Assembly: The blade is designed to slide perfectly into the handle. It’s a snug fit, but you can add a drop of superglue for a permanent "useless" bond.
• Print by Object Optimized: These profiles are set to print each part individually. This minimizes waste. 

Print Profiles

1. Multicolor Text: This profile features the "Diet knife" text in a secondary color. Perfect for printers with an AMS to make the branding pop.
2. Engraved text This version has the "Diet knife" text engraved directly into the handle. Ideal for a clean, single-color look with text.
3. Plain (No Text) The minimalist version. No text, just the ridiculous 90-degree "offset" design that speaks for itself.

Also check out the famous diet spoon: [https://makerworld.com/nl/models/2286385-diet-spoon#profileId-2494078](https://makerworld.com/nl/models/2286385-diet-spoon#profileId-2494078) 

And have a look at the diet fork: [https://makerworld.com/nl/models/2323879-diet-fork#profileId-2538217](https://makerworld.com/nl/models/2323879-diet-fork#profileId-2538217) 

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