Revenge is a dish best served via USB! Tired of your IT department "pranking" you with failing hardware, endless updates and closed tickets? It's time to strike back. Slip this 3D-printed dummy USB blocker onto the mice, keyboards, and peripherals around the office. Come in an hour early, deploy your plastic saboteurs covertly, and watch the glorious confusion unfold as you give IT a taste of their own medicine.

Or just prank your favorite colleague…

Disclaimer: Prank responsibly! This device is meant strictly for April Fools' Day shenanigans—please limit your IT "sabotage" to April 1st only. Use at your own discretion. I accept zero responsibility for damaged USB ports, broken peripherals, sudden company downtime, or your subsequent firing. Happy printing! ;)